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UMINEKO THOUGHTVOMIT

A hypothetical videoessay-esque series piece that may never see the light of day.
Probably better in concept than in excecution anyways, but we may see.

Includes full spoilers for the entire duration of Umineko (duh)


WHAT'S AN UMINEKO?


The more one learns, the less simple this tale becomes.


ANSWER ARCS


Know that you have now been given eyes that will not miss the truth's faint light.


A TALE OF TWUMINEKO


Tales are things you get to enjoy twice. That's what it means to be a witch of theatergoing.


THREE PERSON'D WITCH


I'm certain that from the moment I was born, I never had the chance to lead a life of happiness.


MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME PART 1: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY


Every woman should have one time in her life...when she would kill for the sake of love. I can tell you that all women in the world who call themselves mothers have been through that.


MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME PART 2: NERVOUS YOUNG INHUMANS


Even if the tale of the gods doesn't mention us, we are always the main character in the story we write for ourselves. Becoming aware of that fact is the first thing that separates witches from humans.


THE FICTIONALIZATION OF ROKKENJIMA


It almost gave the illusion......that separate from the human world made from truth...was another world called fiction, in which they had been shut away.


THE ANDERSON RECORD


I feel like I have been walking for days, and I have just found the bars of a cage.

Lost all funding allocated for this episode. Whoops!


In Persuit of Absolution


By objectively, you mean from your viewpoint, right?


Self-Titled


Even after my senses returned, I still feel the melody lingering in the deepest reaches of my heart.
It expands to every corner of my body, and before long, becomes an inseparable part of me.